& they say "happy diwali....."

Its been so long since ive written that while I'm typing my fingers move at a breath taking speed literally.
All that I wish to see is matter on the screen and have a sense of fullfillment.
You know the kind of feeling when you havent had (ONLY A LUCKY FEW GOT TO READ WHAT WAS IN HERE....SORRY FOLKS I HAD TO CENSOR THE STATEMENT OUT....) *+@ for a long time...and are $*^ually frustrated and then finally after the act..which is even better if coupled with a good org*** you feel so DARNED good!!!!
Thats the kinda euphoria I'm going thru merely typing this post.

The last few weeks have been just like a Roller Coaster ride.
I was sent to the Heavens (well please urself by calling it HELL) and then brought back to terra firma...by people....actually my detractors....
For that I wish to say...
"AMAZING-ARCHIE IS VERY MUCH ALIVE!!"

Then came the dreaded Engineering submissions.....
AAAAH!!!! Me and my never ending attendance problems come forth during this time....
But this year I've reached a point where nothing really affects me anymore...not even the wherebouts, lies or the crappy doings of dear love Asim Mittal.

Its October, the time of the year where I get into my drinking mode....
I never drink without sailor friend around..cuse I trust him to be sane enough and keep a watchful eye on my consumption quantity.....

So there you have ....a combination of Submissions and October...must i say a maniacal matrimony...the illegal product of which is my behaviour..which u shall in due course find out.

Somehow dear mom convinced me to butter my H.O.D fine this time..and follow the instructions I did...
Cuse its the last year and the Prof. holds the reigns to my leaving the college at the earliest (I pray for that everyday).
My Job profile AND the GRE score simply buttress my efforts.....and its bulls eye.....
RGC was so damn right in telling me "Archie now all the teachers will behave with u so sweetly"...
The girl is a fantastic....clairvoyant i guess...or maybe an amazing analyst...thats why I keep suggesting the IIM'stake her without the CAT...thye'll be so proud she is an alumni......

Submission 1:D.S.P....
Its Digital Signal Process...or maybe Discrete Signal Proces...I'll have to find out....
The Prof here is my internal guide...Sweet man...the No-Nonsence variety.....He is happy with a bottle of liquior....and thats the annual bribe to him....he takes my submission without much hassel......

Submission 2: A.C.S
thats the fucking Analytical Control System....
The prof is even more fucked up.....
Ive tried hard to understand and decipher what he tries to teach in class.....but all ive ever followed is the time interval after which he breaks into an unimmittable smile followed by a laugh...exactly every 12 minutes...
And all the while i keep asking fellowmen around me....why is the Prof laughing??????
The dude doesnt take my submission...he asks me to get a letter signed from the H.O.D....then talks about how I am in deep troble and that how he has found out everything about me.....
HA HA that makes me feel like a celebrity..
I mean which proffessor delves into the biography of a student who will be inconsequential to him in the next few months??????
Then he threatens me how he will flunk me in the next semester.......
Again so much efforts to screw a student!!!!
Man he needs a break....
This is what Im asked to write.....
None of my assignments have been checked sir and also my attendance is very less...
So I walk to Prof. Rana and get the letter signed along with a medical certificate...but I even tell him the FACT...
I WAS SUFFERING FROM CHRONIC SEVERE DEPRESSION AND WAS ON HEAVY MEDICATIONS FOR 3 WEEKS....
Rana said he had noticed how thin I had become nd that I looked week.....
But the man is good....we talk for an hour about Rajat Sharma and D.G.P of I.P.S Prem Pandey.....
The A.C.S prof had raced up to see whether the HOD would fire me..but was shocked with the developments...in fact he joined the conversation too.....which now veered towards Amit Aggarwal and the Nyang Nyang, Singapore......
The A.C.S submission is done...

Next is Prof Ranas submission which he takes in a few minutes...God bless him and his daughter (may she too pass engg in 4 yrs)....
While I go forth with Ranas submission RGC comes up with her Nutcracker.....

"Hey look there.."
"Where?"
"Look on his name placard whats written"
"FUCK!!!!"
"His first name is Nirdosh!!!! Which parent names their kid Nirdosh????? I mean are they trying to tell the world that he was nirdosh in the acts done by his parents to get him inot the big bad world??????"
I just about manage to surpress my laughter...Rana is to unmindful to notice....
Here he was the HOD .....


Drawing with rulers is the worst thing to do in the world and this time one of my subjects demanded that.....i acted smart by going free hand....
My teacher saw and cmplained that if i dint improve the sheets she will go to the HOD....
Damn again a threat....
For once i felt like telling her "Suit yourself....I just told the HOD how much I hated enginnering yesterday...by doing so ull just give him proof..and he will be even more keen on not detaining me"
But better sence prevailed...
Late in the evenng I went to her and she said come tomorrow.....
what???
I have bloddy vivas the day after....
But as i said...in engg u can never protest...
somehow...she took it the next day...yeah after a lot of threats tooo....
Thats what ive learnt rather heard fro the profs with utmost attention..their types of threats to a girl who is so unlike one...
I am the typical backbencher ...breaking the rules always..and never learnin from my mistakes...
Yeah I am a bloody bitch.
My vivas go fine...The first one had a lady external who wa so adamant on getting one answer that she sent me back to study that particular answer correct....and then when i did she smiled and asked
":were u scared?" hell i was, is that a question to ask?
the second viva..had no external and a substitue proclaime the fact i knew nothing....
I know that too...u dont have to tell me...sir..i realized that much before than u....

In the evening went to meet best friend Devika aka bewdi....
sudy, Babushyke girl, sailor and my early morning friend all met up...on diwali...
decided to go to booze...
and somehow all of us had not informed our abodes abt our late homecomings...
U know what happens then?
well mothers frantically calling up each other at 2 a.m. and then gossipping and then when they finally get theru to us u hear statements like....such unladylike bahaviour etc...
BULLCRAP
With regards to Babushke girls Bf and a potential lucrative job offeer i decided to ask her if i could meet her Bf..she said yes...but...
Also added..
"Look archie...PSP is committed to me ok...and you r a very attractive girl....so please dont try to....."
"hey Im not the types...I am not amongst the bitches who snatch other girls men, just to make myself feel good...I am a good bitch...I know the pain girl, Ive been thru it..so I will never do it..I can never stoop to such levels...although i know there are some whores who exist by hordes (Read Vinita Vishwanathan, the sophisticated whore..a master in spoiling relationships and seducing men just to get her work done and lots of money..and in turn gets away with it...Bitch..bad bitch, I pity the law firm which will hire her..I mean imagine the whore tried to file complaints against me with her criminal cases book opened and yet could not come up with the correct charge...HOW DUMB IS THAT....yOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BOOK IN THE EXAM TO COPY...AN U BLOODY DONT KNOW WHERE TO COPY AND WHAT TO COPY!!! THE POLICE WAS COMPLETELY ON MY SIDE AND EVEN CALLED ME UP TO FRAME CHARGES...BUT AS I MANTAIN..I DO NOT DEAL WITH WHORES OF ANY KIND...AS FOR SHE NOT COMING UP WITH THE CORRECT CHARGES...WAS SIMPLY THE EFFECT OF NEVER EVER OPENING UR BOOKS AND INSTEAD BEING A PARTY ANIMAL AND TAKING GUYS TO ISOLATED PLACED LIKE DEVGADH AND GOA AND MAKING OUT WITH THEM..RATHER SLEEPING WITH THEM AND MISGUIDING HER AND THE GUYS PARENTS...RIGHT Ms. VINITA VISHWANATHAN? I PITY U ASIM MITTAL...THAT GIRL HAS FUCKED UP UR LIFE,WHY ELSE IS THE REASON OF YOUR NON STOP kt STRINGS AND NO PLACEMNET..AND YEAH THE U.S. PLANS HAVE ALSO VANISHED INTO THIN AIR...AND MANY OTHERS...ITS TIME U START SPEAKING THE TRUTH, I PITY THE CONDITION OF THY PARENTS)"
The girl said fine
After 2 vodka shots i was ready to stand on the table and raise my middle finfger to the world...
Somewhere i was sad....
Cuse i was really expecting Asim to call....
Although i could call him back...I dint wanna do it...
He dint..
Fine...
Came back home crying...That gets my high down...
Sleep came easy......honestly felt at peace.